Wednesday, May 29, 2019
my first ride in a cop car :: essays research papers
The first time I rode in a police force car was about a year ago in Myrtle Beach. My friend Richard and I were there for about a week before cured week. On about our third day we found a seller of questionable goods and Richard bought some of his merchandise. Little did we know that it would come back to bite us.On our way back to our hotel Richard, in his eternal wisdom, said, Hey Ive got it, lets go get trashed and wander around Of course, Im always 1 to get along. So I said, OkayWe met some lovely young ladies, two blondes and a red head, that we had seen earlier on our way to a ordination and asked them, Hey girls, were headed out, you wanna come with? The reply was not what we expected, one of the blondes, Ashlee, I believe, said What do you boys plan on doing? I replied, Were probably gonna go swoosh shots and do some other(a) stuff. The red head, Brianna, then says, in a definite Boston accent, Why dont youse guys come wit us to our hotel? I give Richard a questioning experience and say jokingly, Hey man, what if theyre rapists? Rich then gives me an are you a dumbass look and whispers, Do I look like I give a fuck?While we were headed to the girls hotel we saw our friend from earlier. He stopped us and asked, Heyd you guys like the stuff from the other day? Both of us shook our heads. Want to get some more? this question was followed by a display of his merchandise. Richard said, Okay hook us up. After money exchanged hands we were once again on our way.About ten minutes later we arrived at the girls hotel and went up to their room. As we entered the other blond, he name was Justice, casually says, Just ignore the mess. All of a sudden, I blurt out, in my best gay impersonation, Oh my beau ideal this is so messy when in reality the room was spotless. This out burst gets a very mixed response, I get laughs from the blondes, Ashlee and Justice, but I recall Brianna was confused. Richard just hit me and said, Shut the hell up man.After a couple o f hours of recreational time, Richard yells at me Come on man, we gotta go We get up to leave and halfway out the door one of the girls, probably Brianna, calls after us, Give us a ring I reply, Yeah okay.
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